Here's some Phriday Fizzicts Phunnies for you. Know any good ones? Leave them in our comments section below!
A Higgs Boson walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "Hey! You just missed some guys who were in here looking for you!"
Erwin Schroedinger is driving down the autobahn when he gets a flat tire. He pulls over to the shoulder and inspects the damage. As a theorist by trade, though, he's not sure how to change a tire. Many hours pass before a police officer shows up to help. Looking for the spare, he asks Schroedinger to pop his trunk.
Policeman: "Did you know you have a dead cat in here?"
Schroedinger: "Well I do NOW!”
Q: Who was the first electricity detective?
A: Sherlock Ohms
Q: Where does bad light end up?
A: In a prism.
Does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives?
In Munich, there's a sign that says, "Heisenberg might have slept here."
(So old, yet so good...)
Two atoms are walking down the street. One stops and exclaims: I think I lost an electron.
The other replies: Really? Are you sure?
The first replies: Yes, I'm positive.
The neutron walks into the bar and asks how much for a beer, and the bartender says: For you, no charge.
More jokes from: Jupiter Scientific & NPR.