I ♥ nerdy jokes

What did the Nuclear Physicist have for lunch? Fission Chips.

Where does bad light end up? In a prism!

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?
If the light bulb is a perfect sphere, one. The solution for a light bulb of arbitrary shape is left as an exercise to the reader.

Want more? Jokes compiled by Canadian physics grad students.
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